Programmer Jokes, IT Jokes, General “Not Funny” Jokes
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The results of ‘come up with the most “not funny” IT jokes’ competition….
Q: The captain hands you seven short hotdogs followed by a long wiener. What are you supposed now?
A: You must run to the nearest Mustard Station.
Q: How would you describe writing a user guide?
A: “Manual” labor
Q: What do you call a bus that is packed with various breakfast items?
A: Universal Cereal Bus
Q: How do call Bolognese in a pot with the lid off?
A: Open sauce
Q: What happens when a programmer tries a brand-new, exceptional food and then dies instantly?
A: Fatal exception
Q: What do exterminators and programmers have in common?
A: They spend most of their time debugging
Q: What is the person’s name who throws a party?
A: Localhost
Q: What does the programmer call his ex-girlfriend?
A: DEADBEEF
Q: What happens to a programmer when confronted with Thousand Coding Problems non-stop?
A: He passes out from TCP exhaustion.
Q: What happens when a programmer receives a call from his girl friend on Halloween?
A: He suffers a non-maskable interrupt.
Q: Why do programmers rarely move their heads?
A: To reduce context switching
Q: What component is developed first for a new product at Microsoft?
A: The automatic update function
Q: Which programming language should you avoid if you don’t want to deal with STD issues all day?
A: C++
Q: What can a programmer build with a 6 ft. pine board with a wig and and two baby bottle nipples?
A: A motherboard replacement
Q: What does a programmer call his first kid?
A: “Int 3”
Q: And the last kid?
A: “Alt+F4”
Q: Software runs on top of hardware. But what’s underneath hardware?
A: Underware
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