Dentist Jokes Part II (42 Jokes)

bestdentistWelcome to Dentist Jokes Part II, this is a continuation of the previous and popular post “Dentist Jokes Part I

 

Dentist Joke #1

Why do dentists wear a surgeon’s mask?

So you don’t see their smile when you’re screaming in pain!

 

Dentist Joke #2

Why is a disproportional percentage of dentists suffering from bad breath?

Because they talk too much **** (you guessed right!)

 

Dentist Joke #3

In law school they teach the Castle Doctrine: “A man’s house is his castle”. How does that apply to dentists?

A dentist’s practice is his “Castle Wolfenstein”

 

Dentist Joke #4

What was one of the worst mistake a parent made in history of mankind?

Adolf said to his mom: “Mama, one day I want to be a dentist!”. Mother replied: “No, you won’t!”

 

Dentist Joke #5

Where is the best dentist school in the world located, where they treat root canals, extractions, fillings, and dentures for free and with revolutionary new pain management? Where do dentists learn how to deal with patients “the right way”?

There is only one such place!

Guantánamo Bay (Spanish: Bahía de Guantánamo).

 

Dentist Joke #6

If there is reincarnation, what would be the most likely life entity the dentist will become?

A maggot

 

Dentist Joke #7

What kind of people are never accepted into dental and medical school?

Those with a conscience

 

Dentist Joke #8

Fill in the blanks: A dentist without a drill is like a soldier without a _____

Gun!

 

Dentist Joke #9

Fill in the blanks: A dentist without a drill is like a prostitute without a _____

Yeap! You guessed right! 😉

 

Dentist Joke #10

Fill in the blanks: A dentist without a syringe is like a dominatrix without a _____

Whip, of course!

 

Dentist Joke #11

Fill in the blanks: A dentist visit without pain is like a vacation without _____

Sunshine!

 

Dentist Joke #12
Hey dentist, is there nothing I can do to make my teeth look whiter?
Yes, try wearing a black shirt.

also check out the previous and popular post “Dentist Jokes Part I

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